Thursday, September 26, 2013

It's magic!

O.K. in a nut shell. The false prince, who is actually really a horny lil street bum, all done up in his facadism and heads off to see the princess. He gets shot down and thrown out of the ladies room. As he is thrown out by his would be date and pulls his last card and reveals "the chic magnet". In truth it doesn't matter how arrogant you may be, if you have one of these, you can easily go from being thrown out for being a douche bag to greatest person in the universe in approximately less than 30 seconds, as the master of picking up women demonstrates in this how to video. Now with her attention on seeing the world he can now take the lovely local princess on a date across the vast expanse of the world, Noting that the everywhere they go it is still night. From what looks like rome or greece all the way to china. This little date entails a thrilling time out on the world of the ages in which there is unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings, soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky. All that will most definitely get you laid in real life, but NO this is a P.G. movie! I chose this song mainly because who wouldn't want a flying carpet. According to disney they can get you anywhere within minutes, No baggage fee's and no waiting on tarmac's. Also no matter who you are you can date hot chic's!

2 comments:

  1. I bet they just couldn't get the rights to "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf for the movie. That song makes the "I'm gonna impress you with this carpet and get soooooo laid, little girl" subtext something more of a FOREtext, or just part of the text.

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  2. you know, if they did get the rights to "magic carpet ride" they would have had robin williams sing it. after which, i would have torn my own eyes out.

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